#I'm actually dead

[kierreras]

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY s2e01 “love lost”

[rouyn]

Tom Burke talking about Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) on the Chris Evans Breakfast Show on Virgin Radio UK [May 17, 2024]

[crispyblonde]

@safetypinned asked: ❝ Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit! ❞ from the valentine's card meme !!

she's this close to nearly having whiskey shoot out of her nose at that one. some dribbles out of her mouth and she covers her mouth momentarily while she reigns in the giggling enough to not cover the bartop with her whiskey sour. ❝ sam-uh! ❞ her exclamation of his name adds an extra syllable, partially out of shock that those words just came out of her mouth and partially to scold him for not waiting for her to be done sipping her drink to say them. her cheeks are burning from the wide smile and laughter. her squeal and incessant giggling have drawn the attention of the other patrons at the bar, but she blissfully unaware. her eyes have barely left sam for the last twenty minutes.

wiping her lips, her incredulous eyes turn to her very inebriated boyfriend. ❝ pro tip, it isn't very romantic to compare your girlfriend to a pile of shit. ❞ she manages to playfully scold between laughing fits. her own mind is already scrambling to remember a line to fire back at him. payback in the form of getting him to nearly do a spit take of his own. she leans in close and tries to start one that comes to her mind, but an unintelligible group of syllables spill out. taking a deep breath, she holds back the giggling long enough to throw a line his way. ❝ i’m an archaeologist. i hear you have a large bone you’d like me to examine? ❞

[biropen]

I CAN'T EVEN

[bvssybvys]

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[scotti-hilli]

What side effects… r u dying☹️

yeah.

[blakbonnet]

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

[paxopalotls]

The fanfictions are infecting me with brainrot oh my god have some au doodles before I explode

[eightfish]

An old woman in a Florida swamp told me she once knew a man who had been killed by a stab in the heart from a great blue heron.

[frstk]

Instead of giving raises or allowing vacations, Vincent decides to personally treat his employees on new year's eve.

The other cooks: (Why is that guy getting the biggest loaf…😒duh)

& Vince getting stomachache from skipping meals, so the food duo broke into his apartment to the rescue🤗

[technically-human]

Can you draw something with Doom Patrol!Edwin and Netflix!Edwin?

Maybe something about Dp!Edwin talking about his feelings for Charles with N!Edwin?

It's just something I've been thinking of, make it a little angsty?<3

Glad you asked

ko-fi

[bungobble-my-balls]

OK correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like the main 'yin/yang' parallel with Atsushi and Akutagawa is not something like 'this one is bad but secretly has a good side and this one is good but secretly has a bad side'.

I feel like it's more about 'who they are at their core vs who they choose to be'.

At his core Akutagawa is kind and at his core Atsushi is not. But despite this Atsushi tries every day to make the kinder choices and I love him so much for it. He has to work so hard to be good.

He wants to be a bitch SO bad I know he does but he tries his best to help people and be nice (sometimes he fails but that's OK <3)

Atsushi doesn't always WANT to help people, a lot of the time he's selfish and scared, but he does help people anyway. He keeps helping people over and over again. There's still some selfish motivation to it, and his initial motivation for helping people was because the headmaster told him that's all he was worth, but overall he does care about the people he helps and it weighs on him if he fails to save them. And of course, as the series goes on he starts helping people more because he can rather than because he feels like he needs to.

In Akutagawa's case, he's still capable of being kind but his environment led him into being someone who chooses to hurt people. But he's always been a protector at heart. In the start he was bad compared to Atsushi because he was choosing to hurt people and keep the cycle of abuse going. Just like how Atsushi developed in why he saved people, Akutagawa starts to get redeemed when he chooses to not just act on his rage. Not only does he start to spare people, but he speaks more kindly to them (apologising to Higuchi and telling Kyouka he's proud of her). It all culminates into the moment he chooses to help Atsushi and sacrifice himself for him, going back to his core value of being a protector. Even when he's finally revived, he keeps this role in his new position as Aya's Knight.

I kind of see the streaks of white in Akutagawa and the streaks of black in Atsushi not as their 'hidden sides' but as their fundamental selfs. That's who they are at their core, and their main colours (black for Akutagawa and white for Atsushi) are how they're presented to everyone else and how they try to have people see them as.

[shadowqueenjude]

Brother, PLEASE RESORT TO THE POETRY LMAO

rereading the Azriel BC and cackling at his shadows not warning him about Gwyn because otherwise his loner loser ass would’ve flown away

Idk Azriel maybe you haven’t found your mate yet because you’re scared of talking to girls

[destroyedbitxh]

I just want to stop suffering

[taxinealkaloids]

girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers